Lies,lies,lies

I do not know your opinion yet, my dear reader, but I just cannot believe that Michael Jackson IS DEAD. I have heard some theories that go from "he is not dead, he is just pretending" to "he is definetely hiding at some little boy's house" [the last one really creeps the hell out of me]. After hearing so many random things I came up with my OWN THEORY which is :
Michael Jackson is not dead but he was buried. Yes, he is inside the coffin.HOWEVER, his coffin has a secret part. He can actually get out of the coffin but he cannot go to the surface, so he has a secret "room" under the earth, where he can rehearse.But WHY should he be rehearsing ? THE THING IS: After some years under the earth with no natural lights and only artificial food he will get thin, pale and with a "zombie" face. SO... once he gets this appearance, he will get out to the surface and RELEASE A REMIX VERSION OF THRILLER FEATURING FLO RIDA, THE GAME, RIHANNA, BEYONCE, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, TIMBALAND AAAAAAAAAAAND DERCY GONÇALVES [who is not dead either].
But why is he doing that ? He is trying to push it no another level, forget the make up, forget the fakeness, LET'S MAKE IT REAL.
Yeah, that's my theory.
That's all folks, laters.