Today I was roaming around some blogs and I was really sad to conclude :
Why is that ? Some people are really gifted and can write so well [which is clearly not my case] and make so many cool histories. Why don't you keep sharing it with the world ?
So, after that, I decided to launch a campaign called "Please, don't leave me!" and it is directly for the blog writers who have forgotten their blogs.
Ok, I'm joking. [hihi]
I just wrote that, because I found this post about "breaking up" on a blog called DEFENESTRANDO [what ? That's Portuguese, babe] and it was so cool that I decided to translate ir for you, my dear reader. It's a shame that the author has stopped writing on it since July.
Well.. here it goes.
First of all I need to explain something. "FOSSA" is an expression in Portuguese that explains the mood you are in after breaking up. Normally sad, crying heaps and thinking the world just is not fair.
"GUIDE
After breaking up, the person might react in several different ways.
This is a guide for you, my young teenager, who is going through this horrendous, sad and frustrating fase called "FOSSA" [remember?].
FIRST LESSON :
CRY...CRY A LOT. I know that you would cry even if I did not tell you to, so I will not waste my time telling you to go study.
SECOND LESSON:
After crying your heart out, it is time to highlight all the flaws, defects, bad things you can think about your ex partner. Let your heart fill itself of anger,hate. Take your time to set pictures and letters on fire, erase texts, delete him/her on facebook/bebo/orkut/msn, erase his/her number from your contacts list. Do all that listening to those songs that usually made you think about your [no longer existing] relationship. You may be crying while doing these.
THIRD LESSON:
Start a new life, meet new people, go out with your friends. Going out with friends is a good chance to let things out of your chest and just enjoy the moment. [FILL UP MY CUP ! hihi (6)]. And DON'T YOU DARE saying bad things about your ex [THAT SON OF A B****!]. Enjoy a quite moment with your closest friend to cry on his/her shoulder, friends are there for it. [THAT SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII***!]
FORTH LESSON:
Add him/her on msn/facebook/orkut/bebo again. Show that you are a grown up person and is ready to face things and is ready for a new relationship.
If after that you still feel like SHIT, you have been thrown out, missunderstood, desrespected, left behind and not being loved and you think that you cannot live without your ex...
I suggest you to buy a Tequila bottle and start your own blog."
credits to the blog DEFENESTRANDO.
Most of the coolest blogs have been forgotten by their authors.
Why is that ? Some people are really gifted and can write so well [which is clearly not my case] and make so many cool histories. Why don't you keep sharing it with the world ?
So, after that, I decided to launch a campaign called "Please, don't leave me!" and it is directly for the blog writers who have forgotten their blogs.
Ok, I'm joking. [hihi]
I just wrote that, because I found this post about "breaking up" on a blog called DEFENESTRANDO [what ? That's Portuguese, babe] and it was so cool that I decided to translate ir for you, my dear reader. It's a shame that the author has stopped writing on it since July.
Well.. here it goes.
First of all I need to explain something. "FOSSA" is an expression in Portuguese that explains the mood you are in after breaking up. Normally sad, crying heaps and thinking the world just is not fair.
"GUIDE
After breaking up, the person might react in several different ways.
This is a guide for you, my young teenager, who is going through this horrendous, sad and frustrating fase called "FOSSA" [remember?].
FIRST LESSON :
CRY...CRY A LOT. I know that you would cry even if I did not tell you to, so I will not waste my time telling you to go study.
SECOND LESSON:
After crying your heart out, it is time to highlight all the flaws, defects, bad things you can think about your ex partner. Let your heart fill itself of anger,hate. Take your time to set pictures and letters on fire, erase texts, delete him/her on facebook/bebo/orkut/msn, erase his/her number from your contacts list. Do all that listening to those songs that usually made you think about your [no longer existing] relationship. You may be crying while doing these.
THIRD LESSON:
Start a new life, meet new people, go out with your friends. Going out with friends is a good chance to let things out of your chest and just enjoy the moment. [FILL UP MY CUP ! hihi (6)]. And DON'T YOU DARE saying bad things about your ex [THAT SON OF A B****!]. Enjoy a quite moment with your closest friend to cry on his/her shoulder, friends are there for it. [THAT SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII***!]
FORTH LESSON:
Add him/her on msn/facebook/orkut/bebo again. Show that you are a grown up person and is ready to face things and is ready for a new relationship.
If after that you still feel like SHIT, you have been thrown out, missunderstood, desrespected, left behind and not being loved and you think that you cannot live without your ex...
I suggest you to buy a Tequila bottle and start your own blog."
credits to the blog DEFENESTRANDO.
10 comentários:
hope all that would help... but it's cool...
follow it, and you will be happy forever, Anna. hahaha :D
i've done it and it didn't work...
Adorei a sua visita e volte sempre! Fiquei feliz com seus elogios!
Abandono de blog, vi isso em um blog ontem. Por algum motivo cabuloso, o rapaz decidiu não mais postar. E o pior, ele avisou! Não sei o que é pior, você simplismente sumir do blog sem dá um tchau ou dá um tchau antes de ir embora, e ainda, sem explicações.
Enfim, não vamos fazer o mesmo!
Meu beijo.
Have you actually followed the steps ? So, have you done a blog ? What's the address ?! x
Obrigada pela visita tambem :D
Pois é. Não vou negar que muitas vezes já pensei em abandonar o meu, mas era só mudar o template e postar que eu mudava de idéia no segundo seguinte, não consigo mais sem meu blog lindo, mesmo ele sendo uma coisa que nem recebe muitas visitas. haha
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okey i haben't done a blog.. but i've cried so much and tried to hate the person and all this stuff bur it didn't work...
Have you tried crying on your friends' shoulder and met new people ? I told you you haven't followed all the steps.
yes i have done these things...
but a blog isn't the right thing for me i think.. i wrote it down by myself...
Why don't you think is the right thing ? Why don't you give it a try ? :D
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